Do I Even Know What I'm Doing?

cooldadweekend:

I’m screaming it’s so cute

sorry:

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

iouspn:

im sorry but if you dont like manatees you really need to fucking sort yourself out because look at them

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they only exist to make you happy

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look at that face

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they’re literally just the birth child of a pebble a cow and a hippo look at them

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this guy is so high on life rn

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they’re so squishy omg

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he just wants a hug

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like how can you not idek they’re just so floaty and happy and care free

aloha-stateofmind:

Literally yes

aloha-stateofmind:

Literally yes

anothercolombiangirl:

I know u all have that uncontrollable stupid face right now! hahahah admit it! specially after the last one! :3

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

awwww-cute:

Zelda got scared on the drive home

awwww-cute:

Zelda got scared on the drive home

aprilskitten:

Oh my goodness me

aprilskitten:

Oh my goodness me